A long time ago, on a beach far far away, in the land of South West Australia, Wave-rider Richards returned to the beach galaxy to face his nemesis 'Ocean'. Wave-rider courageously took on his arch enemy, undeterred by his previous heavy losses. Oceans evil henchman 'Fin' counter-attacked Wave-riders companion, Wetsuit. Fin infiltrated Wetsuits defence shield, and pierced a hole in his limb. Wave-rider remains unhurt and is sworn to avenge Wetsuits losses. He now even more eagerly pursues his vendeta to conquer Ocean and to use Fin to carve him up...
OK, so maybe a little far on the artistic licence, but I gotta express myself somehow, right!? For a more detailed update, check out Dave, to whom I have sub-contracted my web communications on a short-term basis. His contract is on performance based pay so let me know if you think he warrants a bonus!!!
Much love all
JR xxx
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Dave has just abused me for being geeky - he reckons it's quite a talent to make surfing geeky. Any abuse for my poor standard of blog should be kept to a minimum if poss... my mum & girlfriend may just (but poss not!?) read the comments & both disown me, which would be very sad. Poor me. Jx
i'm afraid its true i did abuse jonny as he has said, but you've got to see my point if you've read the post
I think Dave makes a valid point... I don't think I know anyone else who would dare to use star wars as a metaphor for surfing...
I can't believe you guys are arguing over blogs...how sad...don't you have some pre-term revision or stressing to do?!!!!!!!!
Much love
Well, I have to say that both yours and Dave's blogs have been interesting and amusing to read and Dave prob does warrant a bonus given you've subcontracted to him - although you should give yourself a bonus for the most ridiculous quantity of artistic licence used on a blog spot!!
Glad to hear you're enjoying it though - I would be lying if I said I wasn't just a little bit envious....! Also sloghtly pleased they are making you do some work in amongst all your antics with Mr Panting! Moped hiring must have been mad!
Well, had better go! God bless, love Rach xxx (the Webb and not Wray variety!)
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